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2 Days in the Valley  ($3)
2 Fast 2 Furious   ($5/10)
2 Girls and a Guy   ($)
6 Days 7 Nights  ($4)
Six String Samurai   ($3)
6th Day, the  ($3)
Sixth Man, the ($4)
Sixth Sense, the  ($7)
Six Ways to Sunday   ($6)
7 Years in Tibet  ($6)
8 Crazy Nights   ($3)
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag  ($1)

8 1/2 Women   ($0)
8 Mile   ($8/10)
8mm   ($6)

9 ($7.50/10)
10 Things I Hate About You  ($3)

12 Monkeys   ($7.25/$8)
13 Days   ($7)
13th Floor  ($5)
13 Ghosts  ($2)
13th Warrior, the  ($3)
15 Minutes  ($7)
20 Dates  ($5)
24 Hour Party People  ($4)
25th Hour ($7)
27 Dresses (nr)
28 Days  ($4)

28 Days Later ($8.50/10)
40 Days 40 Nights ($3.50)
54  ($2)
101 Dalmatians  ($3)
102 Dalmatians  (kids)
200 Cigarettes  ($5)
3000 Miles to Graceland  ($1)

A Beautiful Mind ($7.50)
Big Trouble ($5.50)

A Bug's Life ($7)
A Civil Action ($7)
A Dog Of Flanders ($2)
A Guy Thing ($1/10)
A Knight's Tale ($8/10)
A Life Less Ordinary ($3)
A Man Apart ($1/10)
A Map of the World ($3)
A Merry War ($5)
A Midsummer Night's Dream ($5)
A Midwinter's Tale   ($2)
A Night At The Roxbury ($2.50)

A Perfect Murder ($7)
A Rumor of Angels ($1)
A Simple Plan ($3)
A Thousand Acres  ($2)
A Time To Kill  ($3)
A Walk on the Moon ($3)

A Walk to Remember ($0)
Abandon ($2.50)

About a Boy ($8.50)
About Adam ($7)
About Cherry (nr)
About Schmidt ($3)
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (nr)
Absolute Power   ($6)
Accepted ($1/10)
Adam Resurrected (nr)

Adaptation ($10)
Adam Resurrected
Addicted to Love  ($6.50)

Adjustment Bureau, the ($7.50/$10)
Admission ($4/$10)
Adventureland (nr)
Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland ($6)
Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle ($6.50)
Adventures of Sebastian Cole ($3)
Adventures of Shark Boy (nr)
Adventureland (nr)
Affair of the Necklace, the ($5)
Affliction ($3)
after.life (nr)
Against the Ropes ($4)
Agent Cody Banks (kids)
Agnes Browne  ($4)
Air Force One  ($7.50)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence ($6)
Alamo (nr)
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn ($0)
Alarmist, The ($6)
Alaska ($5)

Albino Alligator  ($7)
Alex & Emma ($4.50/10)
Alex Cross ($3/10)
Alexander ($5/10)
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (family- see it)
Ali ($1)
Alien Resurrection  ($4)
Alien vs Predator (nr)
All About the Benjamins ($1)
All Good Things
All I Wanna Do ($5.50)
All or Nothing  ($6)
All's Faire in Love ($0)
All the Little Animals ($0)
All the Pretty Horses ($3)
All the Real Girls ($0)

Almost Famous  ($8/10)
Along Came A Spider ($4.50)
Along Came Polly ($3/10)
Alpha Dog ($4/10)
Alvin + Chipmunks Chipwrecked
Amazing Spider-Man ($1/$10)
Amazing Spider-Man 2 ($1/$10)
Amelia ($1/10)
American Affair, an ($3/10)

American Beauty ($7.75)
American Buffalo  ($3)
American History X ($3)
American Outlaws ($6.50)
American Pie ($6.50)
American Pie 2 ($3)
American Wedding ($4/10)

American President, the   ($8/10)
American Psycho   ($7)
American Splendor ($9/10)
American Violet ($/8.50/10)
American Werewolf in Paris ($3)
America's Sweetheart ($4)

Amistad   ($7)
Among Giants ($1)
Amy ($4)
Anaconda  ($4)
Analyze That ($2)

Analyze This ($7)
An American Affair ($3/10)

Anastasia   ($7)
Anchorman (nr)
Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera
And Then Came Love (nr)
An Everlasting Piece ($3)
Angela's Ashes ($6.50)
Angel Eyes ($4)
Angels and Demons (
Anger Management ($5/10)
An Ideal Husband ($5.50)
Animal, the ($4.50)
Animal Factory ($4)
Anna and the King ($5)
Anniversary Party, the ($6.50)
Anonymous ($6.50/10)
Another Day In Paradise ($5.50)
Another Happy Day (nr)
Answer Man ($3/10)
Antitrust ($5)

Antwone ($8/10)
Antz ($6.50/$8)
Any Given Sunday ($5)
Anything Else ($5/10)
Anywhere But Here ($2)
Apocalypse Now Redux ($5)

Apollo 13 ($8/10)
Apostle, The  ($4)
Apt Pupil ($3)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force(nr)

Argo ($9*/10)
Are We Done Yet?(nr)
Are We There Yet?(nr)
The Aristocrats(nr)
Arlington Road ($5.50)
Armageddon ($5)
Around the World in 80 Days(nr)
Arthur ($5/10)
Arthur and the Invisibles  ($7.50/10)
Arthur Christmas (nr)

The Artist ($9/10)
Art of War, the ($3)
As Good As It Gets ($3)
A Simple Plan ($3)
Assassination of Jesse James
Assassination of Richard Nixon
Assassination Tango ($3/10)

Assault on Precinct 13 (nr)
Assignment, The  ($5)

Astronaut's Wife, the ($0)
Asylum
At First Sight ($5)

Atlantis ($7)
Atonement (nr)

August ($8/10)
Aurora Borealis ($8.50)
Austin Powers  ($0)
Austin Powers Goldmember ($5)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ($3)
Australia (nr)
Autofocus ($3)
Autumn in New York ($3)

The Aviator
Avengers, the (2012) ($9/10)
Avengers: Age of Ultron (5/10)
Away From Her (nr)
Away We Go (nr)
Baader-Meinhoff Complex (nr)
Babe: Pig in the City ($6)

Baby Geniuses ($0)
Bachelor, the ($4.50)
Backstage  ($1)
The Backup Plan (nr)
Bad Boys II ($5/10)
Bad Company ($4)
Badland (nr)
Bad Santa ($6.50/10)
Bad Teacher ($5/10)
Bait($4)

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever ($0)
Balls of Fury (nr)
Bamboozled ($7)
Bandits ($8.50)
Band's Visit, the($6/10)
Banger Sisters, the ($5.50)
Bank Job, the (nr)
BarberShop ($4.50)
Barney's Version ($8.50/10)
Bart Got A Room (nr)
BASEketball ($1)
Basic ($6/10)
Basket, the ($3)
Basquiat  ($2)
Bats ($1)
Battlefield Earth ($0)
Battle in Seattle (nr)
Battle Los Angeles (nr)
Battleship
Batman and Robin ($0)
Batman Begins (6.50/10)
Beach, the ($1)
Bean  ($5)
Beastly (nr)
Beautiful  ($1)
Beautiful Creatures ($4)
A Beautiful Mind ($7.50)
Beaver, the ($5/10)
Because of Winn-Dixie (nr)
Bedazzled  ($3)
Beerfest ($1/10)
Bee Season (nr)
I Hope They Serve Been in Hell ($7)
Before Night Falls (nr)
Before Sunset (nr)
Behind Enemy Lines ($5)
Being John Malkovich ($7.75)
Being Julia (nr)
Be Kind Rewind (nr)
Believer, the ($6)
Beloved ($1)

Below ($8/10)
Bernie ($9/10)
Besieged ($3)
Best in Show ($6.50)
Best Man, the ($6)
Best of 1995
Best of 1996
Best of 1997
Best of 1998
Best of 1999
Best of 2000
Best of 2001
Best of 2002
Best of 2003
Best of 2004
Best of 2005
Best of 2006
Best of 2007
Best of 2008
Best of 2009
Best of 2010
Best of 2011
Best of 2012
Best of 2013
Best of 2014

Best of 2015

Better Living ($4)
Better Than Chocolate ($3)
Bewitched ($6.50/$10)
Beyond Borders ($4/10)
Beyond the Gates (nr)
Beyond the Sea

Bicentennial Man ($7)
Big Bounce, the ($6/10)
Big Daddy ($2)
Big Eyes
Big Fat Liar (nr - (kids)
Big Fish ($6.50/10)
Big Hit, The ($7)
Big Kahuna, the ($6.50)
Big Lebowski, The ($5.50)
Big Momma's House ($3)
Big Tease, the ($4)
Big Trouble ($5.50)
BikerBoyz ($0)

Billy Elliot  ($7/8)
the Birdcage ($6.75)
Birthday Girl ($5.50)

Black Book ($10/10)
Black Dahlia ($1/10)
Black Death ($7/10)
Black Hawk Down ($3)
Black Knight ($1)
Black Mask ($1)
Black Sheep (nr)
Black Snake Moan ($6.50/10)

Black Swan
Black Waters of Echo's Pond (nr)
Blade ($2)
Blade 2 ($5.50)
Blair Witch Project ($1)
Blair Witch Project 2 ($3)
Blast From The Past ($6)
Blended ($4/10)
Bless The Child ($0)
Bliss  ($0)

Blood Simple ($7)
Blood Work ($4.50)

Blow ($7)
Blow Dry ($1)
Blues Brothers 2000 ($4)
Blue Crush ($2)
Blue Streak ($5)
Bobby ($5/10)
Bob Funk (nr)
Body, the ($3)
Body Shots ($2)
Boesman & Lena ($2)

Boiler Room ($7)
Bolt (nr)
Bone Collector, the ($5)
Bones ($2)

Boogie Nights  ($7)
Book of Shadows: BWP2  ($3)
Bootmen  ($5)
Boricua's Bond ($3)
Bottle Rocket  ($1.25)
Bourne Identity, The ($4.50)
Bourne Legacy, The ($5/10)
Bourne Supremacy, the (nr)
Bourne Ultimatum, the ($4/10)
Bounce  ($4.50)
Bound  ($6)
Bourne Identity ($4.50/10)
Bpurne Legacy ($5.00/10)
Bourne Supremacy (nr)

Bowfinger ($7)
The Box ($3/10)
Boxer, The ($3)
Boy A (nr)
Boys  ($1)
Boys and Girls ($1)

Boys Don't Cry
($7.75)
Brassed Off  ($6.50)
Brave (nr)
The Brave One (nr)
Breakdown  ($5)
Breakfast of Champions ($3)
Breakfast on Pluto (nr)
Breakin' All The Rules ($5/10)

Breaking the Waves  ($7)
Brideshead Revisited
($7.50/10)
Bridget Jones' Diary
($7)
Bridget Jones Edge of Reason ($5)

Bright Star ($0)
Bringing Down the House ($3/10)
Bringing Out The Dead ($2)
Bring It On  ($4.50)
Brokeback Mountain (nr)
Brokedown Palace ($4.50)
Broken Arrow  ($6)
Broken Hearts Club (nr)
Brookyn's Finest (nr)
Brooklyn Rules ($6.50/10)
Brother Bear (kids)
Brothers, the ($4)

Brothers Bloom, the ($0)
Brothers Grimm (nr)

Bruce Almighty ($8/10)
Bruno (nr)
Bubble Boy (nr)
Buddy ($6)
Buffalo Soldiers (nr)
Bulletproof Monk ($4/10)
Bully ($5.50)
Bulworth ($6)
Burning Palms (nr)
Business of Strangers ($5)
Butcher Boy ($6)
The Butler ($4/10)
Butterfly Effect, the ($1/10)

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn ($0)
Cabaret Balkan ($1)
Cabin Fever ($5/10)
Cadillac Records ($6/10)
Cake Eaters, the ($3/10)
Calendar Girls
The Campaign ($5/10)
Can't Hardly Wait ($5)

Captain America ($7.50/10)
Captain America 2 ($6.75/10)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin ($2)

Carnage (9*)
Carried Away ($7)
The Rage (Carrie 2) ($5)
Cars 2 (family)
Casino  ($3)
Casino Royale ($6.50/10)
Cast Away ($3)
The Castle ($3)
Catch and Release ($1/10)

Catch Me If You Can ($8.50)
Catfish in Black Bean Sauce ($2)

Catwoman ($0)
Cats & Dogs ($6.50)

Cat's Meow, the ($8/10)
Caveman's Valentine ($1)
Cecil B. Demented ($4)
Cedar Rapids ($5/10)
Celebrity ($2)
The Cell ($2)
Cellular (nr)
Celtic Pride  ($2)
Center of the World ($1)
Center Stage ($3)
Central Station ($4)
Centurion ($5.50/10)
Ceremony (nr)
Certifiably Jonathan ($5.50/10)
Chain Reaction  ($2)
the Chamber ($6.50)
The Change-Up
Changing Lanes ($5.50)

Charlie's Angels ($7)
Charlie's Angels Full Throttle ($1/10)

Charlie St Cloud ($0)
Charlotte Gray ($1)

Chasing Madoff ($9/10)
Chasing Papi ($5/10)
Che ($4/$10)
Chelsea Walls (nr)
Cheri ($3/10)

Cherry ($0)
Cherry Orchard, the ($1)

Chicago ($10)
Chicken Little (nr)

Chicken Run ($8/10)
Chocolat  ($4.50)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (nr)
Chronicles of Riddick, The ($3/10)
Chuck & Buck ($4)

Cider House Rules, the ($7.50)
Cinderella ($6.50/10)
Cinderella Man ($9.50/$10)
Cirque du Freak: Vampire's Assistant (nr)
City by the Sea ($2)
City Hall  ($4)
City of Angels ($4)
The Claim ($6.50)
Clay Pigeons ($6.50)
The Clearing (nr)

Click ($7/10)
Clockers  ($7)
Clockstoppers ($4.50)
Closer (nr)
Cloverfield (nr)
Club Dread ($4/10)

Coach Carter ($8/10)
Coffee and Cigarettes ($9/10)
Code 46 (nr)
Cold Creek Manor ($3/10)

Cold Mountain ($7/10)
Collateral ($8/10)
Collateral Damage ($4)
Commandments ($3)
Committed  ($1)
Company Man ($5)
Con Air  ($2)
Conceiving Ada ($2)

the Concert ($8.50/10)
The Condemned (nr)
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ($2)
Confessions of a Shopaholic ($6/10)
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen ($5/10)
Confessions of a Shopaholic ($6/10)
Confidence ($5/10)
Connie and Carla ($3/10)
Conspiracy Theory  ($6)
Constant Gardener (nr)
Constantine ($5/10)
Contact  ($5)
the Contender ($6.50)
Cook County
Cookie's Fortune ($5)
the Cooler ($6/10)
Cop Land  ($5)
Coraline (family)
the Core ($3/10)
the Corruptor ($4)
Cotton Mary  ($5)

Count of Monte Cristo, the ($8.50)
Country Bears, the (kids)
Courage Under Fire  ($8/10)
Cousin Bette ($2)
Coyote Ugly  ($3)
Cradle 2 the Grave ($4/10)
Cradle Will Rock ($4)
the Craft ($4)

Crash ($0)
Crazy As Hell ($3)
Crazy/Beautiful ($5)
Crazy in Alabama ($5)
The Crew ($3)
Crime and Punishment in Suburbia  ($2)
Criminal (nr)

Crimson Rivers, the ($7)
Critical Care  ($1)
Crocodile Dundee in LA ($2)
Crocodile Hunter Collision Course (kids)
Crossing Guard, the  ($3)
Crossing Over (nr)
Crossroads ($4)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon  ($7.50)
Crucible, The ($7)
Cruel Intentions ($1)
Crush ($4)
Cry, The Beloved Country   ($2.50)
CSNY Deja Vu ($1/10)

Curious Case of Benjamin Button ($7/10)
Curse of the Jade Scorpion ($5)
Cyrus ($8/10)
Daddy Day Care ($6.50/10)
Dallas Buyers Club ($/10)
Dan in Real Life ($5)
Dance Flick (nr)

Dancer in the Dark  ($3)
Dancer Texas, pop 81 ($6.50)
Dancer Upstairs ($3/10)
Dancing At Lughnasa ($2)
Dangerous Beauty ($5)
Dangerous Ground  ($1)
Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys ($6.50)
A Dangerous Method (nr)
Danny Deckchair (nr)
Daredevil ($7/10)
Dark Blue ($6.50/10)
Dark City ($5.50)
Darkness Falls ($5/10)

Dark Knight, the ($9.50/10)
Dark Knight Rises ($5/10)
Dark Shadows ($4/10)
DaVinci Code, the ($6.50)
Dawn of the Dead ($1/10)
Daylight  ($2.50)
Day After Tomorrow, the ($3/10)
Day the Earth Stood Still ($3/10)
Day Watch (nr)
Day Zero (nr)
Dead Man Walking (nr)
Dear God  ($1)

Death at a Funeral ($8.50/10)
Death to Smoochy ($4)
Deceiver ($7)
Deconstructing Harry  ($4)
Deep Blue Sea ($6)
Deep End, The ($0)
Deep End of the Ocean ($2)
Deep Impact ($4)
Deep Rising ($6)
Defiance ($8.50/10)
Definitely Maybe ($6/10)
Delgo (family)
Derailed (nr)
Descendants, the ($5.50/10)
Descent (nr)
Desperate Measures ($4)

Despicable Me ($8.50/10)
Despicable Me 2 (nr)
Deterrence  ($4)
Detroit Rock City ($6)
Deuce Bigalow ($3)

Deuces Wild ($0)
Devil's Advocate, The  ($5)
Devil's Backbone, The ($5)
Devil's Own, The  ($6.50)
Devil Wears Prada, the ($6/10)

Diabolique  ($0)
Diamond Men ($5)
Diamonds (nr)
Dick ($6)
Dickie Roberts Former Child Star ($1/10)
The Dictator ($6.50/10)

Die Another Day ($9)
Die Hard 4 ($8.50/10)
Live Free or Die Hard ($8.50/10)
Dinosaur  ($6.50)
Dirty Pretty Things (nr)
Disappearance of Garcia Lorca  ($6.50)
the Dish ($4)
Disney's Planes (family)
Disturbing Behavior ($1)
Divine Secrets of Ya-Ya Sisterhood ($4)
Diving Bell and Butterfly (nr)
Dodgeball ($4.50)
Dogma ($3)
Dog Park ($2)
Domestic Disturbance ($6.50)
Dominion: Exorcist prequel ($1/10)
Donkey Punch ($6/10)

Donnie Brasco  ($7.50)
Donnie Darko ($8/10)
Don't Say A Word ($4.50)
The Doorman ($3/10)
the Double ($7/ $2)
Double Jeopardy ($3)
Double Take ($0)
Doubt ($5/10)
Doug's 1st Movie (kids)
Down in the Delta ($3)
Down Periscope  ($5.50)
Down to Earth ($3)
Down With Love ($4/10)
Dr. Dolittle ($6.50)
Dr. Dolittle 2 (kids)
Dracula 2000  ($3)

Drag Me To Hell ($7.50/10)
Dragonfly ($0)
Dragonheart  ($7)
Dreamcatcher ($7.50/10)
Dreaming of Joseph Lees ($4)
Drive Me Crazy ($5)
Driven ($5)
Drop Dead Gorgeous ($4)
Drowning Mona  ($3)
Drunkboat (nr)
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead ($6/10)
Dr. T and the Women  ($1)

The Duchess ($8/$10)
Dudley Do-Right ($3)
Dumb and Dumberer ($4/10)

Dummy ($7.50/10)
Dungeons & Dragons  ($2)

Duets ($0)
Duplex ($5/10)
Duplicity (nr)
East is East  ($6.50)
Easy (nr)
Easy Virtue(nr)
eat pray love ($1/10)
Eddie  ($5.50)
The Edge ($7)
Edge of Love(nr)
Edge of Seventeen ($1)
EDtv ($6.25/8)
Education of Charlie Banks(nr)
Education of Little Tree, The ($2/$8)

Eight Legged Freaks ($7)
Election ($7)
Elektra ($1/10)

Elephant ($0)
Elf ($4/10)
Elizabeth ($5.50)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (nr)
Elmo in Grouchland ($7)
Elysium ($3/10)
Emperor and the Assassin ($4)
Emperor's Club, the ($3)
Emperor's New Clothes, The ($6.50)
Emperor's New Groove ($6.50)
Empire ($1)
Empire Strikes Back
End of the Affair, the ($3)
End of Days ($6)
End of Violence, The
Enemy at the Gates ($6)
Enemy of the State ($5.50)

English Patient, The ($7)
Enigma ($4/10)
Enough ($0)
Entrapment ($1)

Envy ($9/10)
Equilibrium (nr)
Eraser  ($3)

Erin Brockovich  ($7.50)
Escape From LA  ($6.50)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ($5/10)
Eulogy (nr)
Eurotrip ($6/10)

Evening ($0/$10)
Evening Star, The  ($3)
Event Horizon  ($5)

Ever After ($7)
Everyone's Hero (nr)

Evelyn ($7.50)
the Event ($4/10)
Everyone Says I Love You ($7)
Everything is Illuminated (nr)
Evita  ($7)

Evolution ($8/10)
The Ex ($5/10)

The Express ($7)
Extra Man ($5/10)
Eye of the Beholder  ($2)
Eyes of Tammy Faye (nr)
Excess Baggage  ($0)
Executive Decision   ($6.50)
eXistenz ($2)
Exit Wounds ($1)
The Exorcist (2000) (nr)
Exorcist - Dominion ($1/10)
the Expendables ($6.50)
the Express (nr)
Eye of the Beholder
Eyes of Tamy Faye (nr)

Eyes Wide Shut ($0)

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