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golda's balcony

Golda's Balcony stars Valerie Harper in a one-woman-plays-all parts bio of the late Israeli PM Golda Meir. While Harper manages to keep most of the individual characters distinct, the roaming monolog which is the screenplay just didn't hold our attention.

golden compass

The Golden Compass stars Nicole Kidman, in a lot of really beautiful, really form fitting floor length gowns (oh, she's also the bad "guy"); Sam Elliot as a flying cowboy and Daniel Craig as a really smart guy kidnapped to set up a sequel. Dakota Blue Richards is the kidlet star, who heads north with a talking bear to rescue a stolen daddy. Adapted from a novel with so many characters and situations that only those who have read the book will squeal for this adaptation. Everyone else may find the film ponderous. We sure did. Thankfully, Kidman is in fine form. Literally.

grace is gone

Grace is Gone stars John Cusack as an ex-Army house husband whose wife is still fighting the good fight in Iraq. That leaves hubby in charge of twelve and eight-years old daughters. One more sentence from us would spoil the thin as tissue paper story. This is strictly for the arthouse and not of much interest there, either -- no complaints about our politics either folks. If this film doesn't bore you silly, then you're reading the wrong site.

illegal tender

Illegal Tender is a tolerable but just OK flick about gangsters gunning for a mother and son (Wanda De Jesus and Rick Gonzalez); the former looking to finish previously unfinished business and getting a nasty surprise when the latter fight back.

i'm not there

I'm Not There stars Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale all as one incarnation or another of musician Bob Dylan, based on the images he portrayed in his songs. This film as a whole may have been ear candy; a phenomenal concept when it was pitched but, in execution, it truly is a stinker. The Dylan-ish character is called "Jack Rollins" (in reality, Rollins is/was a major entertainment biz agent) and Cate Blanchett's oversized portion -- the post electric 60's Bob -- should get a nomination, or Clapton ain't god <g>

in the shadow of the moon

In the Shadow of the Moon was seen because of our love of the Gemini and Apollo programs (...had an uncle that worked on 'em, too). What we got here is a tired doc with end roll space footage. A real disappoint-ment (but we lived through it with an uncle in the program, so maybe we're just spoiled...)

introducing the dwights

Introducing the Dwights is a great showpiece for actress Brenda Blethyn, as a cafeteria worker who dreams of a career as a stand up comedian. It is a good pick if you prefer the arthouse, and can battle through the competing British and Australian accents.

The Jane Austen Book Club

The Jane Austen Book Club features five ladies and a gent discussing Austen's six novels, once a month (screen time), and finding new meanings in their lives and relationships with each other. In other words, if you don't know the books (or haven't memorized the movie adaptations over the last decade, this is a very average arthouse film.

juno

Juno stars Ellen Page as a teen who plans her own pregnancy and adoption of the resulting baby. Everything then spirals out of control. The best written film of year is also one of the funniest-for-grownups films we've sat for in a very long time.

kingdom

The Kingdom stars Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner who, with Chris Cooper and Jason Bateman serve as an undercover FBI team sent into Saudi Arabia to ferret out terrorists who slaughtered 200+ Americans living in the Kingdom (of Saudi Arabia). We expected a lot more than we got from this very average flick.

lions for lambs

Lions for Lambs features "Professor" Robert Redford talking about Afghanistan and Reporter Meryl Streep talking to Senator Tom Cruise about his no-fail plan for solving the war in Afghanistan and a lot of others talking and talking and talking and talking while two soldiers actually in Afghanistan take it on the chin. Even director Redford, who we had the privilege of meeting, admits there is too much talk. If you're politically aware, there's probably nothing here you don't know. If you want to be taught, here you go. OTT zzz

lust, caution

Lust, Caution from director Ang Lee is an NC-17 rated (that means XXX hardcore sex), Chinese language (meaning subtitles) story of a plot to undermine WWII Japanese collaborators in Shanghai. Our heroine (Tang Wei) is to seduce the collaborator but the plan fails. Three years later, events put everything into motion again. Overly long. Overly explicit. Pass.

macbeth

For the elite, you are welcome to the 2007 version of William Shakespeare's Macbeth, set in modern Melbourne, Australia. Would that the dialog was cleaned up (just a little) so that those of us who only know the key quotes can figure out the story, despite the thick Australian accents. For your consideration. We say pass.

margot at the wedding

Margot at the Wedding stars Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jack Black. It screened once for Academy and Guild members -- we all shifted painfully in our seats and ran lick the dickens for the elevator as end credits rolled -- but not for press folks. This is a major stinker folks. You are warned.

meet the robinsons

Meet the Robinsons was seen and not reviewed by us because of medical junk you don't really want to know more about. If you have kids, take 'em. If you have seen everything else you want to see and don't mind 3-D glasses and want a very pleasant surprise, hie thee to a theater.

That means it's funny and enjoyable and worth the hassle of the 3-D glasses.

the mist

Anyone remember a stinker called The Fog from  two three decades back? You know -- big fog rolls in, people die yadda yadda. Well Stephen King's The Mist is just a synonym and a bit of branding away from the same kind of thing with one minor exception. Short of this being the very, very, very first King scare story you may have ever ever seen, the film can be properly summarized in one word: "zzz."

mr. woodcock

Mr. Woodcock stars Billy Bob Thornton. We feared all the funny would be left in the title yet this simple dateflick (meaning it ain't great and it doesn't suck) pits grown up Sean William Scott against the abusive PE teacher of his youth when said teacher courts mommy Susan Sarandon. Funny enough to rent but better suited to younger daters who need something to do between dinner and making out.

A Mighty Heart

A number of years ago journalist Daniel Pearl (Dan Futterman) was kidnapped in Pakistan, held hostage and later murdered. Angelina Jolie stars as Pearl's wife Mariane in a recreation of those events and it's Bombs Away for A Mighty Heart. Jolie is in full WATCH ME ACT mode -- the rest of the film is a lot more interesting. But not enough to spend first run cash. Cineastes only.

my kid could paint that

We don't normally review documentaries but found our self sitting for a screening of My Kid Could Paint That, in which a single digit kidlet's dabbling earned her tens of thousands of dollars until 60 Minutes II called her a fraud. Filmed at the same time as the expose, watch her comeback. Tain't a bad sit.

nancy drew

Nancy Drew whose books were, to girls of our generation was the equivalent of the Hardy Boys, comes to the big screen but put us to sleep. Either it's because we're male or because of an early Saturday morning screening time - never a problem in the past - but this just didn't work for us.

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