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For those willing to bet the farm that Apocalypto is all about the coming of the Spanish and the destruction of indigenous Mexican (Mayan) culture, you've just lost the farm.
For those who refuse to sit through subtitles movies, well, Gibson has now done it twice in a row. Of course, you have to look real hard to find the Jews on which to blame the destruction of the Mayan empire, but they're probably there somewhere. Sneaky little shits, us Jews.
heck if we know what's going on
On average, a first run movie ticket will run you Ten Bucks. Were Cranky able to set his own price to Apocalypto, he would have paid . . .
28 Weeks Later
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