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Finding Nemo

Starring Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneris, Alexander Gould
Screenplay by Andrew Stanton, Bob Peterson and David Reynolds; Original Story by Andrew Stanton
Directed by Andrew Stanton
website: www.findingnemo.com

IN SHORT: Take the kidlets. [Rated G. ]

We've written elsewhere that animating the look of water is the most difficult of all 'toon tasks. Leave it to the folks at Pixar to set an entire project above and below the lapping waves of the big blue briney. From the collaboration which has consistently produced the best full length animated movies of the last hunk a' years -- those would be the Toy Story flicks, A Bug's Life and Monster's Inc from Disney/Pixar -- comes half a full movie (the second half) and, all in all, one which you can take the kids to without worry. As a solo adult outing, though, it came up short for us. As with Monsters Inc., the 'toon technology gets in the way of storytelling. Fur in Monsters Inc.. Water in Finding Nemo. Darn shame, too, because the latter half of Finding Nemo is blockbuster worthy.

Then again, we were almost seriously injured the night before our screening (in an escalator accident, too long a story to tell) so it just may be that it took us longer to fall under this film's spell.

A father-son tale of words ill-spoken, two lives shattered by extraordinary intervention and an epic journey to achieve reunion and reconciliation -- we'll stop now -- Finding Nemo introduces us o Albert Brooks as Marlin, a clown fish who is overprotective of his son Nemo (Alexander Gould), born with a malformed flipper. Marlin's got good reason, as seen in the opening sequence which may be too intense for four year olds who are old enough to figure out the "what happened?" but maybe not the "why did it happen" of life. We're sure the Disney folk tested the sequence endlessly but even we found it more intense than anything we expected. It's the second of two emotionally tough bits, with the separation of Marlin and Nemo following in short order.

Marlin, determined to find and save his son finds a traveling companion in a blue tang fish called Dory (Ellen DeGeneris). Dory's heart is in the right place but her attention span is less than nil -- in the pre-politically correct days she would've been called "dumb." The pair are pointed in the right direction by a school of fish (Pixar regular John Ratzenberger) and hitch a ride on a friendly tortoise through the gulf stream off of Australia's coast. In their way are Anchor (Eric Bana), Chum (Bruce Spence) and Bruce (Barry Humphries), all of 'em man-eating sharks. Their gimmick is the first glimpse of light and clever in the story. The journey of Marlin and Dory will become legend in the ocean, known even to those creatures who live above the waves. More in a moment.

Nemo, once a small fish in the big ocean wakes to find himself a small fish in a large tank. His new, temporary, home is in the office of an Australian dentist shared by a blowfish named Bloat (Brad Garrett); Jacques (Joe Ranft), a shrimp with a cleaning fetish; Deb & Flo (Vicki Lewis), a damselfish with even less brainpower than Dory; yellow tang fish Bubbles (Stephen Root) and a starfish called Peach (Allison Janney). The dentist intends to make a present of Nemo to his niece Darla (LuLu Ebeling), known to one and all as a dreaded "fish killer". Being the smallest, though, means that Nemo is tiny enough to engineer the mechanics of the "great escape" that senior fish Gill (Willem Dafoe), has conceived. This plan has a truly hysterically funny punch line which is delivered at the very end of the movie.

Linking the two stories is Nigel the pelican (Geoffrey Rush) -- Nigel and his compatriots sitting on a pier is about the point where everything kicked into place for us beginning with an observation that the animated image seemed to improve -- who protects the liddle fishies from hungry seagulls who would make them lunch. One Terminator 2 nod later we were rolling in the aisles.

Our audience was unanimous in praise so, given how the latter half turned out for us, on average, a first run movie ticket will run you Ten Bucks. Were Cranky able to set his own price to Finding Nemo, he would have paid . . .

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