HOME
Archives:  A - E      F - N      O - Z       Posters       Message Boards     
Who We Are and Why We Do What We Do

Your Donations support the Site

buy Cranky gear!
Buy Cranky stuff

z
Buy Movie Posters

amazon.gif

Netflix, Inc.

dvd empire

Buy Movie collectibles
TV/Movie Collectibles

Labelled with ICRA
We're Kidlet Safe

Search engine by FreeFind
Click to add search to YOUR web site!
click to search site

        Now in Release:
    2012

A Perfect Getaway
The Blind Side
A Christmas Carol
An Education
Fifty Dead Men Walking
Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
Invictus
Is Anybody There?
It's Complicated
Loss of a Teardrop Diamond
The Lovely Bones
My Sister's Keeper
New in Town
Nine
Pirate Radio
Precious
The Proposal
Red Cliff
The Road
Shrink
St. Trinian's
The Strip
Surrogates
Taken
The Uninvited
Up in the Air
Young Victoria

    DVDs on Sale:
Aliens Quadrilogy (set)
An American in Paris
Batman Begins
Blade Runner
Coraline
The Dark Knight
Day the Earth Stood Still
Defiance
Die Hard collection 1-4
District Nine
Last Days of Fillmore West
Fast & Furious movies set
Forrest Gump
Gone With the Wind
The Hangover
Alfred Hitchcock set
Indiana Jones trilogy
Inglorious Basterds
Iron Man SE
Lord of Rings 12 discs
Marx
Bros set
Ultimate Matrix set
Milk
Monty Python - Holy Grail
Moon
Public Enemies
Sin City
South Park Movie
Star Wars Trilogy (1-3)
Star Wars Trilogy (4-6)

Terminator Salvation
Up
Wall-E
Watchmen - Ultimate cut
Woodstock
X-Men Trilogy
X-Men Origins Wolverine

DisneyPixar & family DVDs
Alice in Wonderland
Bambi
Beauty and the Beast
Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Bolt
Cinderella
Coraline
E.T.
Harry Potter yrs 1-4 set
Harry Potter
 & Chamber of Secrets

 & Goblet of Fire
 & Prisoner of Azkaban
 & Sorcerers Stone
 & Order of Phoenix
Kung Fu Panda
The Lion King
Mary Poppins 45th LE
Pinocchio
Ratatouille
Santa Clause
Santa Clause 2
Shrek Trilogy
Simpsons Movie
Spider-Man Trilogy
Star Trek movies set
Star Trek TOS (TV)
ST:TNG complete tv set
Star Wars Trilogy (1-3)
Star Wars Trilogy (4-6)
Wallace and Gromit
Wall-E SE

Looney Toons
Golden Age
DVD
Volume 1
Volume 2
Volume 3
Volume 4
Volume 5
Volume 6

Rocky & Bullwinkle DVD
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3

Popeye the Sailor DVD
v.1  1933 - 1938
v.2  1938 - 1940
v.3 1941 - 1943
75th anniversary coll.ed.

movie review query engine

NY film critics online

OFCS

Privacy Policy


click for full sized poster

Jack

Starring Robin Williams, Diane Lane, Brian Kerwin, Jennifer Lopez, and Bill Cosby
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola

Jack is the story of a boy saddled with an unknown illness that forces his body to grow at four times the normal rate. Director Francis Ford Coppola forces us into fantasy mode as the film begins with the birth, as a full grown baby, after a gestation of ten weeks. I'll write it again, ten (10) weeks. Yes, it's a bit much to swallow, but go with it, folks. It all gets better real soon.

We next see super-baby at age ten, when Robin Williams steps into the picture in his 40-something-year-old body. Struggling with shaving (which he would have been doing since age four), coloring his gray hair black with shoe polish, and staring out the window as the normal world outside passes him by.

I don't know if there is another actor who could pull off this kind of character as well as Robin Williams. Williams always has had the energy of a child packed into his adult body. Now he delivers the temperament as well. It is a bravura performance. Jack's dad (Brian Kerwin) is sympathetic, but out of the picture for the most part. His mom (Diane Lane) is overprotective, and both keep him away from the mainstream by employing a tutor, played by Bill Cosby. Jack sees the other kids; they see him as a giant or a freak, because they have no knowledge of what is hidden in the house.

It is only when teacher Cosby convinces the parents to let Jack out that the film genuinely begins. Jack goes through all the ostracism, and later acceptance, that always confronts the "new kid." But having a 40-year-old sized body comes in very handy for things like basketball and buying dirty magazines -- yes, everything is in the trailer. What I won't give away is the kidlet group initiation. Sure, some of the humor is of the gross-out kind (personally, I was a frog guy, not a worm man; you'll understand if you see it) but given the context of the film, it all makes sense.

I have always said that the mark of a great comedian is the ability to do drama. In Jack we get to see two of the best, Bill Cosby and Robin Williams. Here's the problem: Jack plays out, in the scenes between Cosby and Williams, as if director Coppola was waiting for some kind of improvisational magic to happen. It doesn't.

Given the implausibility of the story, Williams builds and makes real this medical outcast of a young boy. Nothing else in the movie comes close.

On average, a first run movie ticket will run you Eight Bucks. Were Cranky able to set his own price for Jack, he would have paid . . .

$6.00

Jack is sweet and tender and touching and, yes, it made Cranky sniffle. That doesn't happen often.

Click to buy films by Francis Ford Coppola
Click to buy films starring Robin Williams
Click to buy films starring Diane Lane
The Cranky Critic® is a Registered Trademark of, and his website is  Copyright © 1995  -  2010 by, Chuck Schwartz. Articles by Paul Fischer Copyright © 1999 - 2006 Paul Fischer. All images, unless otherwise noted, are property of,©, ®, ™ their respective studios and are used by permission. All Rights Reserved. Not to be used or copied for any commercial purpose. Academy Award™(s) and Oscar®(s) are registered trademarks and service marks of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.