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CRANKY SEZ: Awards-seeking wannabees start coming at us full throttle now --- three films a day, every day through the middle of December and nothing you will see until Christmas. Every critic's group tries to one-up the other and get their "best of" lists out first. When we started twenty years ago, it was five a day for a week. Not sure which is "worse." And that's the other reason why summaries have come to replace longer reviews. If you've been following this site for any length of time, you know if you agree with us (or not), in general.

Twenty years ago I could do five films a day. Now, medically, I can't. Why? I survived a broken neck in 1988; a second one in 1989 and a third as 1990 began. One accident. Two medically necessitated fractures. Some kind of "thing" was gonna catch up with me sooner or late, which would be now. It's a wretched time for everything to fall apart but I can't sit up more than about four hours a day. Do the math -- with every film studio rolling out the big guns, that rules out seeing three films every day. Yours Cranky is doing as best I can.

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[LAST] WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: Know Surprise, newbie seek well Dumb and Dumber To is number won with $38 millions taken in at the weekend box office. Last week's toppers, Big Hero 6 ($36 millions/ $111.7 millions) and Interstellar ($29 millions/ $97.8 millions) drop a position with newbie Beyond the Lights ($6.5 millions) entering at Fourth. Gone Girl ($4.6 millions/ $152.7 millions) drops Third to the bottom of the Top Five THE REST OF THE BEST: Steady at Sixth is St. Vincent ($4 millions/ $33.3 millions) as we wave bye-bye to Fury ($3.8 millions/ $75.9 millions), Nightcrawler ($3 millions/ $25 millions) and Ouija ($3 millions/ $48.1 millions). Back into the chart, Eleven to Ten, is Birdman ($2.5 millions/ $11.6 millions).

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The Theory of Everything

Every once in a while we close the books early: if The Theory of Everything, (ltd) which tells the story of Dr. Stephen Hawking and his love turned wife Jane, as they face (his) last two years of life with working legs. All the while she starts a family and he solves the Physics of Time. If the film doesn't win a lot of statues for lead actor Eddie Redmayne, and actress Felicity Jones, something is very wrong

Penguins of Madagascar

We greatly enjoyed The Penguins of Madagascar, which brings new birds into the series and gets the whole thing back on track. The film is funny, it's story is great and, once you take the kidlets to the movies, you can put backgrounds from the film on to their machines. click here

Horrible Bosses 2

Horrible Bosses 2 is really Horrible Bosses part 2, meaning, if you haven't seen the first one, rent it. Without that background, only half the film is understandable -- and it's very funny. What we gathered: three inept dudes (Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Charlie Day) who got their boss (Kevin Spacey) thrown in jail last time out, decide to start their own biz. How that turns into kidnapping will be left for you fans to discover. Jennifer Aniston who has very little to do, looks good in lingerie, which she does very well. OTT

Hunger Games Mickingjay Part 1

Some higher power doesn't want us seeing The Hunger Games -- Mockingjay Part 1 First, the Arctic Knife. Now, a nor'easter which makes it downright difficult for me to get around NYC and get to where the final industry showing is.

Y'all have turkey and football (or leftovers, depending when you read). Cranky's not going nowhere.

Dumb and Dumber To

Harry and Lloyd are back in Dumb & Dumber To, starring Jim Carrey as one of 'em and Jeff Daniels as the other. You know if it's to your taste from the first one. So not funny to yours Cranky that we passed. Apparently, the word of mouth is that this number two is, well, number two. That and short of jokes, as well.

the mule

The Mule (ltd), an Australian film with accents so thick even a knife couldn't cut through 'em. In it, a naive man attempts to smuggle 20 condoms packed with heroin, from a supplier in Bangkok to a dealer back home. Said dealer isn't the smuggler's usual connection -- which pisses off said connection. In the middle is Australian Customs, which quarantines the mule, suspecting what is essentially the truth. The film doesn't deliver the suspense you would infer from our description.

Big Hero Six

A boy and his older brother's robot take on the mysterious killer of latter human in Big Hero Six. It's an adequate animated film, though two deaths early on make us warn readers not to bring six year old kidlets to the film. . The cute moments outweigh the creepy but, ultimately, the film is a rental offering.

rosewater

Rosewater, from teevee comic Jon Stewart is not a comedy. It is a tale of the imprisonment of a Newsweek journalist sent to cover political elections in Iran. A 74% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes for a film we didn't get to see. We asked around -- if Stewart's name was not attached, the film wouldn't survive the weekend.

Alexander No Good Horrible Day

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day based on the novel Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day will please any parent whose kids have read or grew up reading (and are still young enough to be interested in) Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That's not us but Cranky's movie review is here anyway.

 

Interstellar

Interstellar stars Matthew McConaughey. Paramount won't let us see their films so... on to . . .

The Judge

The Judge stars Robert Downey Jr and Robert Duvall as father and son who haven't spoken in twenty years, both members of the legal profession and one on trial for murder.

Oh you can figure it out. Getting through the setup is a grind but the back end lets both actors set off their own kind of fireworks. Film buffs see this. Everyone else wait and rent.

fury

Fury stars Brad Pitt in a film about a WWII tank crew. In one word . . .

Dull.


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